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Six ways to tell the difference between a sanglier and a walker

Six ways to tell the difference between a sanglier and a walker, advice for our hunting friends. Shameless stolen from here http://www.legorafi.fr/2017/11/02/chasse-6-astuces-pour-differencier-un-promeneur-dun-sanglier-de-300-kilos/

One. Sanglier rarely wear Addidas basketball shoes or Quechua day glo wind breakers

Two. When you say good day to a sanglier it does not respond, a walker will, unless he is a complete arsehole

Three. Eating a stew made of walkers is inadvisable and may be punished by law. Sanglier on the other hand taste delicious in a red wine sauce.

Four. Sanglier move on four legs, walkers on two, unless completely pissed

Five. When a sanglier runs he can get up to 70 KPH, walkers rarely reach speeds of 15KPH

Six. When out for a stroll sanglier do not sing Maitre Gims or Christophe Mae, walkers do.

My own less humorous take on the Chasse au Sangliers can be read here

 

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